David's Clean Jokes

Short Jokes
A mathematician wanders back home at 3AM, and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. “You’re late!”, she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!” “Actually, I said
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A mathematician wanders back home at 3AM, and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. “You’re late!”, she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!” “Actually, I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.” – the mathematician replies.