David's Clean Jokes

Short Jokes
A man rings the doorbell of a small house and an old woman answers. “I’m sorry,” the man says, “but I’m afraid I’ve run over your cat. I’d like to
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A man rings the doorbell of a small house and an old woman answers. “I’m sorry,” the man says, “but I’m afraid I’ve run over your cat. I’d like to replace it if I can.” “All right,” the old woman says. “But how good are you at catching mice?”