David's Clean Jokes

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had leased a beautiful place and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting behind his desk, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “May I help you?” “Sure,” the man said. “I’ve come to hook up your phone!”