David's Clean Jokes

The captain of a cavalry fort was having breakfast when his lieutenant ran in the door. “Captain,” he said with a salute, “we’ve just received an urgent letter from our desert outpost. It states their dire need of water.” “The water supply should arrive there in a few days. They can wait,” said the captain. “Sir, I don’t believe so,” the lieutenant replied. “The stamp was attached to the envelope with a paper clip.”