David's Clean Jokes

A a not so bright gal is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When she returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?” The gal nodded, “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.” “From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor. “No, from all that skipping.”