David's Clean Jokes

Jacky walked into his house from school crying; his mom saw him and said, “What’s wrong, Jacky?” Jacky replied, “I lost a quarter at school!” “There, there,” replied his mother, “here’s another,” handing him a quarter. Jacky cries even louder; this time his mother, upset, says, “What’s the matter now?” Jacky says, “I wish I said I lost a dollar.”