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Knock-Knock Who’s there? Alaska Alaska who? Alaska one more time, open the door
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Knock-Knock Who’s there? Alaska Alaska who? Alaska one more time, open the door
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I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world but it turns out…It was falls advertising.
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I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world but it turns out…It was falls advertising.
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What do you call it when a family of onions just recently got together again?Reonion.
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What do you call it when a family of onions just recently got together again?Reonion.
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My son said he’s only happy if he’s in the mountains or by the sea. I said, you need an altitude adjustment.
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My son said he’s only happy if he’s in the mountains or by the sea. I said, you need an altitude adjustment.
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I checked prices for helium balloons – they are really rising.
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I checked prices for helium balloons – they are really rising.
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What do you call a hospital room specifically for scared cows? A cow ward.
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What do you call a hospital room specifically for scared cows? A cow ward.
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Did you hear what happened to the cheap underwear company? They went bankrupt when the bottom fell out.
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Did you hear what happened to the cheap underwear company? They went bankrupt when the bottom fell out.
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What do you call a dinner at a fancy restaurant with your 3 year old? Whine & dine.
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What do you call a dinner at a fancy restaurant with your 3 year old? Whine & dine.
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Tonight I am going to reveal my new kitchen appliance, it’ll be a blender reveal party.
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Tonight I am going to reveal my new kitchen appliance, it’ll be a blender reveal party.
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My deer cloning operation has succeeded! I can finally make a quick buck.
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My deer cloning operation has succeeded! I can finally make a quick buck.
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I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies. My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
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I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies. My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
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How did the celery get rich? It invested in the stalk market.
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How did the celery get rich? It invested in the stalk market.
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What kind of music is best for a fishing trip? Something catchy and with a lot of bass.
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What kind of music is best for a fishing trip? Something catchy and with a lot of bass.
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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
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What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
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What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
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What kind of history can you find in an unwashed pan? Ancient grease.
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What kind of history can you find in an unwashed pan? Ancient grease.
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My daughter is roaming around the house drawing polka dots on everything she sees. Right now, I’m hiding in the closet and hoping she won’t spot me.
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My daughter is roaming around the house drawing polka dots on everything she sees. Right now, I’m hiding in the closet and hoping she won’t spot me.
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When you are a scientist who studies meadows…do you stand in your own field of research?
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When you are a scientist who studies meadows…do you stand in your own field of research?
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I started a business leveling wobbly furniture. The best part is…I get paid under the table.
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I started a business leveling wobbly furniture. The best part is…I get paid under the table.
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How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him down a mountain.
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How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him down a mountain.
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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell.
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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.
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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret around a clock?Because time will tell.
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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret around a clock?Because time will tell.