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My barber is so supportive. He’s constantly telling me to keep my head up.
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My barber is so supportive. He’s constantly telling me to keep my head up.
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I was once popular on a social media website for concrete workers. Then I got blocked.
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I was once popular on a social media website for concrete workers. Then I got blocked.
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A man who thinks he is luggage just got admitted to hospital. Doctors say he is the strangest case they ever saw.
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A man who thinks he is luggage just got admitted to hospital. Doctors say he is the strangest case they ever saw.
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Just to make myself clear…I use acne treatment.
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Just to make myself clear…I use acne treatment.
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I was kidnapped by the president of IKEA… Now I can`t stop buying furniture…I have stock home syndrome.
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I was kidnapped by the president of IKEA… Now I can`t stop buying furniture…I have stock home syndrome.
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Someone posted a few days ago saying that humans were the only species that gave themselves a name. But honestly I think they’re cuckoo.
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Someone posted a few days ago saying that humans were the only species that gave themselves a name. But honestly I think they’re cuckoo.
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Today I got an email telling you how to read maps backwards. Turns out, it was just spam.
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Today I got an email telling you how to read maps backwards. Turns out, it was just spam.
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I knew a guy that would eat every part of a gingerbread man except the shoes…He was afraid they were laced with something.
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I knew a guy that would eat every part of a gingerbread man except the shoes…He was afraid they were laced with something.
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I’ve recently learned the difference between some of the Arab states…Qatar don’t show the Flintstones on TV, but Abu Dhabi do.
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I’ve recently learned the difference between some of the Arab states…Qatar don’t show the Flintstones on TV, but Abu Dhabi do.
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Why do amphibians take the bus? Because their cars are always getting toad.
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Why do amphibians take the bus? Because their cars are always getting toad.
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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.
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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.
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Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
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Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!
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What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.
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What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson.
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What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who.
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What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who.
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What do fish sing during the holidays? Christmas corals.
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What do fish sing during the holidays? Christmas corals.
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky. When he broke up with me I was crushed.
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I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky. When he broke up with me I was crushed.
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Just started reading a good book…The History of Chinese Food by Chris P. Duck.
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Just started reading a good book…The History of Chinese Food by Chris P. Duck.
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Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? A: They are hill-arious.
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Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? A: They are hill-arious.
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What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!