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Got a book from the library about oils and lubricants…It was in the non-friction section.
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Got a book from the library about oils and lubricants…It was in the non-friction section.
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Found a new wine guaranteed to reduce late night trips to the bathroom. It’s called Pinot Mor.
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Found a new wine guaranteed to reduce late night trips to the bathroom. It’s called Pinot Mor.
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
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What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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Q: Why did the fish go to jail? A: Because it was gill-ty.
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Q: Why did the fish go to jail? A: Because it was gill-ty.
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Q: How do you become a conductor? A: Lots of training!
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Q: How do you become a conductor? A: Lots of training!
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What does a misbehaving nun dip her fries in? Worst sister sauce.
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What does a misbehaving nun dip her fries in? Worst sister sauce.
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I walked into a Vietnamese restaurant. I mispronounced all the food items on the menu. I only did it to test the waiters patience. I was having fun, but knew
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I walked into a Vietnamese restaurant. I mispronounced all the food items on the menu. I only did it to test the waiters patience. I was having fun, but knew they were going to banh mi.
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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. Im a faux pa!
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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. Im a faux pa!
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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The sailors were marooned.
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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The sailors were marooned.
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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasnt right for me, so I really dont carrot all.
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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasnt right for me, so I really dont carrot all.
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The fishmonger at our local market is always pretty unfriendly. Id describe him as a little standoffish.
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The fishmonger at our local market is always pretty unfriendly. Id describe him as a little standoffish.
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Q: How did the snail feel after running a 5K? A: Sluggish.
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Q: How did the snail feel after running a 5K? A: Sluggish.
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When it comes to baking, dont be afraid to take whisks.
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When it comes to baking, dont be afraid to take whisks.
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
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Book: “101 Hot ‘n’ Spicy Thai Food Recipes” by Tung Payne
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Book: “101 Hot ‘n’ Spicy Thai Food Recipes” by Tung Payne
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What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
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What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed vegetable.
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed vegetable.
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Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.
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Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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What has more lives than a cat? A frog, because it croaks every day.
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What has more lives than a cat? A frog, because it croaks every day.