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How do you find your dog if hes lost in the woods? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark.
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How do you find your dog if hes lost in the woods? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark.
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My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.
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My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.
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What did the teacher do with the cheeses test? He grated it.
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What did the teacher do with the cheeses test? He grated it.
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Just finished reading a great book.. How I Fell off a Cliff, by Eileen Dover.
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Just finished reading a great book.. How I Fell off a Cliff, by Eileen Dover.
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running from the ball.
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running from the ball.
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Do you like raisin bread? Dont know. Never raised any.
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Do you like raisin bread? Dont know. Never raised any.
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My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
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My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
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Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow? A: He tractor down.
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Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow? A: He tractor down.
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I ran out of poker chips so used dry fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes.
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I ran out of poker chips so used dry fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes.
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In my last job my wages were paid in vegetables. I left because i was unhappy with the celery.
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In my last job my wages were paid in vegetables. I left because i was unhappy with the celery.
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. But apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail. But apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
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Did ya hear about the pilot that flew in to a mountain? He had a bad altitude.
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Did ya hear about the pilot that flew in to a mountain? He had a bad altitude.
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What do you call a wolf that is lost? A where-wolf.
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What do you call a wolf that is lost? A where-wolf.
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There was a fire at the shoe factory…luckily, no soles were lost.
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There was a fire at the shoe factory…luckily, no soles were lost.
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Whats the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
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Whats the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
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Q: Why did the lamb cross the road? A: To get to the baaaaarber shop.
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Q: Why did the lamb cross the road? A: To get to the baaaaarber shop.
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Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing? I think it’s total non-scents.
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Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing? I think it’s total non-scents.
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Why was the computer so tired when it got home from the office? Because it had a hard drive.
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Why was the computer so tired when it got home from the office? Because it had a hard drive.
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A man entered a local papers pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in
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A man entered a local papers pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
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Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door? A: Your ‘neigh’-bor!
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Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door? A: Your ‘neigh’-bor!