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Why did the two cookies get married? Because they were in a serious relation-chip.
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Why did the two cookies get married? Because they were in a serious relation-chip.
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Why couldn’t the duck pay for dinner? His bill was too big.
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Why couldn’t the duck pay for dinner? His bill was too big.
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What is the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? Not being able to control your pupils.
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What is the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? Not being able to control your pupils.
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Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car? A: Tired.
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Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car? A: Tired.
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Want to hear a joke about paper? Its tearable!
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Want to hear a joke about paper? Its tearable!
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My tuba is broken, but I fixed with with a tuba glue.
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My tuba is broken, but I fixed with with a tuba glue.
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.
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I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, its more of a wrap.
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I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, its more of a wrap.
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If prisoners could take their own mugshots
they’d be called cellfies.
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If prisoners could take their own mugshots
they’d be called cellfies.
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Why do cows go to New York? To see the moo-sicals!
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Why do cows go to New York? To see the moo-sicals!
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”
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Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
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Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
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Fried shrimp are always angry. They have a hard time controlling their tempura.
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Fried shrimp are always angry. They have a hard time controlling their tempura.
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I ate a clock yesterday, it was time-consuming.
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I ate a clock yesterday, it was time-consuming.
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Humans are born with four kidneys. When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees.
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Humans are born with four kidneys. When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees.
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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them…love means nothing to them.
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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them…love means nothing to them.
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I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
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I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
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A Mexican man was struck through the chest with a golf ball. They called it a hole in Juan.
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A Mexican man was struck through the chest with a golf ball. They called it a hole in Juan.
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How do you tell two half-siblings apart? The difference is apparent.
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How do you tell two half-siblings apart? The difference is apparent.
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Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball? A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
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Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball? A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
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I dislocated my shoulder, but my friends helped me pop it back in. It was a joint effort.
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I dislocated my shoulder, but my friends helped me pop it back in. It was a joint effort.
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I am the breadwinner of the family, I make the most dough.
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I am the breadwinner of the family, I make the most dough.
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What do sloths do when theres a snowstorm? They make a slow-man.
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What do sloths do when theres a snowstorm? They make a slow-man.