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I ate a clock yesterday, it was time-consuming.
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I ate a clock yesterday, it was time-consuming.
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Q: What do you call it when you lose a foot race? A: Defeet.
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Q: What do you call it when you lose a foot race? A: Defeet.
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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? Looking sharp!
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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? Looking sharp!
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What did the sundae say to her husband? Im never gonna run away and dessert you!
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What did the sundae say to her husband? Im never gonna run away and dessert you!
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I would tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn’t fall for it.
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I would tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn’t fall for it.
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Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet!
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Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet!
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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Han’s free.
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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Han’s free.
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“A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy.”
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“A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy.”
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My cat was just sick of the carpet. I don’t think it’s feline well.
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My cat was just sick of the carpet. I don’t think it’s feline well.
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I’m trying to breed racing deer. Just hoping to make a quick buck.
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I’m trying to breed racing deer. Just hoping to make a quick buck.
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DAD: “What sound does a witchs car make?” AYN: “I dont know.” DAD: Broom, broom! AYN: “Dad! Youre putting me to sweep.”
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DAD: “What sound does a witchs car make?” AYN: “I dont know.” DAD: Broom, broom! AYN: “Dad! Youre putting me to sweep.”
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Q: Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall? A: Because theyre easily stumped.
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Q: Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall? A: Because theyre easily stumped.
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Q: What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company? A: Reapply.
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Q: What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company? A: Reapply.
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
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Missing church is a misdemeanor. The more you miss, de meaner you get.
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Missing church is a misdemeanor. The more you miss, de meaner you get.
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Neil Diamond used his cellphone to buy a Sweet Car Online.
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Neil Diamond used his cellphone to buy a Sweet Car Online.
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Why should you wary of stairs? Because they are always up to something.
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Why should you wary of stairs? Because they are always up to something.
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Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicle.
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Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicle.
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My wife has left me because of my obsession with pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
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My wife has left me because of my obsession with pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
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I started a band called 999 megabytes. We still havent gotten a gig!
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I started a band called 999 megabytes. We still havent gotten a gig!
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My sister the horse groomer had no problem getting a load due to her stable income.
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My sister the horse groomer had no problem getting a load due to her stable income.
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I fell so strongly about graffiti in public cubicles….I’ve signed a partition.
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I fell so strongly about graffiti in public cubicles….I’ve signed a partition.
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I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects but it stopped recently. Needless to say, I’m ex-static.
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I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects but it stopped recently. Needless to say, I’m ex-static.
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I’ve started going to be dressed in a full suit of armor. It’s the best way to get a good knights sleep.
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I’ve started going to be dressed in a full suit of armor. It’s the best way to get a good knights sleep.