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Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A: A Navi-gator.
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Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A: A Navi-gator.
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Q: What do you call two octopuses that look the same? A: Itenticle.
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Q: What do you call two octopuses that look the same? A: Itenticle.
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I watch TV on my neighbors roof. He has gable.
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I watch TV on my neighbors roof. He has gable.
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I saw some dude trick a vegan into eating real cheese. How dairy.
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I saw some dude trick a vegan into eating real cheese. How dairy.
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Q: What did the mountain climber name his son? A: Cliff.
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Q: What did the mountain climber name his son? A: Cliff.
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My stand-up gig at Sea World went well. Got the seal of approval.
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My stand-up gig at Sea World went well. Got the seal of approval.
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How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers.
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How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers.
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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
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I wanted to make a joke about criminals, but I was scared it would get stolen.
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I wanted to make a joke about criminals, but I was scared it would get stolen.
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Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
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Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
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Don’t challenge death to a pillow fight, unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Don’t challenge death to a pillow fight, unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasabi!”
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What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasabi!”
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Who’s the king of all the stationery? The ruler.
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Who’s the king of all the stationery? The ruler.
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What is a gust of winds favorite color? Blew.
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What is a gust of winds favorite color? Blew.
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If pronouncing my b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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If pronouncing my b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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I shot a man with my paintball gun just to watch him dye.
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I shot a man with my paintball gun just to watch him dye.
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Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken!
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Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken!
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Lance is an uncommon name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
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Lance is an uncommon name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.
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Q: Why do cows like being told jokes? A: Because they like being amoosed.
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Q: Why do cows like being told jokes? A: Because they like being amoosed.
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Q: What’s the quietest animal on a farm? A: A ssshhheep.
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Q: What’s the quietest animal on a farm? A: A ssshhheep.
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What is the best way to create a bouncy pool? By adding spring water!
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What is the best way to create a bouncy pool? By adding spring water!
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Why are melons the saddest fruit? They get melancholy.
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Why are melons the saddest fruit? They get melancholy.
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory – just one byte then everything crashed.
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory – just one byte then everything crashed.
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I accidentally took my cats meds last night.. Don’t ask meow.
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I accidentally took my cats meds last night.. Don’t ask meow.
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