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My kid swallowed some coins, the doctor told me to just wait. No change yet.
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My kid swallowed some coins, the doctor told me to just wait. No change yet.
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I just heard they wonÂ’t be making any longer.
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I just heard they wonÂ’t be making any longer.
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By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
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By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
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I’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.
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I’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.
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What did the sick comic say in the hospital? IÂ’m here all weak.
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What did the sick comic say in the hospital? IÂ’m here all weak.
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Only small babies are delivered by stork, the big ones need a crane.
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Only small babies are delivered by stork, the big ones need a crane.
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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What are windmillsÂ’ favorite genre of music? TheyÂ’re big metal fans.
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What are windmillsÂ’ favorite genre of music? TheyÂ’re big metal fans.
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Why canÂ’t you run through a campground? You can only ran, because itÂ’s past tents.
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Why canÂ’t you run through a campground? You can only ran, because itÂ’s past tents.
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I suffer from kleptomania. But I take something for it.
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I suffer from kleptomania. But I take something for it.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
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If you’ve been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
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If you’ve been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
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What’s black and white and laughing? The Penguin that pushed him.
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What’s black and white and laughing? The Penguin that pushed him.
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If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
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If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
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What has a ton of ears but canÂ’t hear a thing? A corn field.
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What has a ton of ears but canÂ’t hear a thing? A corn field.
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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
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Jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny.
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Jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny.
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How do trees access the internet? They log in.
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How do trees access the internet? They log in.
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Why do witches have brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
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Why do witches have brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
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How can you tell a hawk has good eye sight? Because I have never seen a hawk wearing glasses.
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How can you tell a hawk has good eye sight? Because I have never seen a hawk wearing glasses.
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I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
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I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.