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Q: What do you call a classy fish? A: Sofishticated.
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Q: What do you call a classy fish? A: Sofishticated.
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My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
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I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
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I’m looking to buy an old used lighthouse, you know — nothing too flashy.
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I’m looking to buy an old used lighthouse, you know — nothing too flashy.
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Coke always taste better from a glass bottle. It’s uncanny.
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Coke always taste better from a glass bottle. It’s uncanny.
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I had trouble following the plot of the opera, but it must have been a pirate story because there was terror on the high C’s.
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I had trouble following the plot of the opera, but it must have been a pirate story because there was terror on the high C’s.
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How does a monkey ring the doorbell? King Kong! King Kong!
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How does a monkey ring the doorbell? King Kong! King Kong!
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Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
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Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
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What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast!
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What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast!
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My wife went to a roofing seminar for women only. She said it was great.All the shingle ladies were there.
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My wife went to a roofing seminar for women only. She said it was great.All the shingle ladies were there.
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Who is a llamas favorite president? Barack Ollama.
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Who is a llamas favorite president? Barack Ollama.
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Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.
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Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.
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What is black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra.
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What is black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants.
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: Ill meet you at the corner!
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: Ill meet you at the corner!
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I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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What do you say to the president on his birthday? You rule!
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What do you say to the president on his birthday? You rule!
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I got you furniture for your birthday, because I ‘chair’-ish our friendship.
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I got you furniture for your birthday, because I ‘chair’-ish our friendship.
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Why did the guy store his money in the freezer? He loved cold, hard cash.
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Why did the guy store his money in the freezer? He loved cold, hard cash.
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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What did the toilet roll complain about? People just keep ripping me off!”
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What did the toilet roll complain about? People just keep ripping me off!”
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Do you know a trees favorite drink? Root beer.
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Do you know a trees favorite drink? Root beer.