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I’m starting a fishing club. If you’re interested, drop me a line.
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I’m starting a fishing club. If you’re interested, drop me a line.
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Ya know what makes me smile? My facial muscles.
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Ya know what makes me smile? My facial muscles.
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I stepped on some grapes last night — I didn’t yell, but I did let out a little wine.
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I stepped on some grapes last night — I didn’t yell, but I did let out a little wine.
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I FOR ONE. REALLY LOVE ROMAN NUMERIALS. YOU TOO? HIGH V.
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I FOR ONE. REALLY LOVE ROMAN NUMERIALS. YOU TOO? HIGH V.
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When James Bond slept through the earthquake, he was shaken but not stirred.
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When James Bond slept through the earthquake, he was shaken but not stirred.
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My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor – I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
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My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor – I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
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A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet. He got lost at C.
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A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet. He got lost at C.
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The amount of people who confuse ‘to’ and ‘too’ is amazing two me.
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The amount of people who confuse ‘to’ and ‘too’ is amazing two me.
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I was going to tell a joke about sewing machines but I ran out of material.
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I was going to tell a joke about sewing machines but I ran out of material.
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I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
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Why do squirrels live in trees? To avoid all the nuts on the ground.
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Why do squirrels live in trees? To avoid all the nuts on the ground.
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I’ll tell you what often gets over looked — fences.
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I’ll tell you what often gets over looked — fences.
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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day.
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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day.
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I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise – then it dawned on me, their talk is “cheep!”
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I was sitting in my backyard, wondering how the birds could make so much noise – then it dawned on me, their talk is “cheep!”
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My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
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My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
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Why are sport stadiums always so cool? They are filled with fans.
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Why are sport stadiums always so cool? They are filled with fans.
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How does a polite lion greet a hunter? — Pleased to eat you!
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How does a polite lion greet a hunter? — Pleased to eat you!
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90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can’t part with it.
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90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can’t part with it.
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If we get rid of all the margarine, the world will be a butter place.
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If we get rid of all the margarine, the world will be a butter place.
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Where do hamburgers go if they want to go dancing? The meatball.
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Where do hamburgers go if they want to go dancing? The meatball.
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What do you call two baby goats together? A couple of kids.
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What do you call two baby goats together? A couple of kids.