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Never date a radiologist. Shell see right through you.
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Never date a radiologist. Shell see right through you.
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My wife brought home fifty thousand bees yesterday. Yep, she’s a keeper!
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My wife brought home fifty thousand bees yesterday. Yep, she’s a keeper!
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Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in-a-cent.
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Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in-a-cent.
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My father’s been working for Michelin for forty years and he keeps telling him he’s tired of it now.
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My father’s been working for Michelin for forty years and he keeps telling him he’s tired of it now.
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A local donut shop closed after 50 years. When the owner was asked why he was closing things down. He said, “I’m just tired of the hole thing”.
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A local donut shop closed after 50 years. When the owner was asked why he was closing things down. He said, “I’m just tired of the hole thing”.
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I went to a country store today and was saddened to learn they don’t sell countries anymore.
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I went to a country store today and was saddened to learn they don’t sell countries anymore.
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If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
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If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
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People are making apocalypse jokes like theres no tomorrow.
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People are making apocalypse jokes like theres no tomorrow.
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Why did the professor wear his sunglasses to class? Because his students were so bright.
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Why did the professor wear his sunglasses to class? Because his students were so bright.
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Why should golfers always bring an extra pair of pants with them? In case they get a hole-in-one.
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Why should golfers always bring an extra pair of pants with them? In case they get a hole-in-one.
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Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
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Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
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I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
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I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
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When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called beef?
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When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called beef?
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I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
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I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
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Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
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Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
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Why is Supermans outfit always so tight on him? Its a size S.
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Why is Supermans outfit always so tight on him? Its a size S.
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If a clock strikes 13, what time is it? Time to get a new clock.
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If a clock strikes 13, what time is it? Time to get a new clock.
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What kind of jobs do funny chickens have? They are comedi-hens!
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What kind of jobs do funny chickens have? They are comedi-hens!
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I used to be addicted to soap, but Im clean now.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but Im clean now.
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There is a fine line between hyphenated words.
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There is a fine line between hyphenated words.
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Local Headline. “Man Jailed in Fake Washing Powder Scam.” Obviously, they’re trying to deter guys like him.
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Local Headline. “Man Jailed in Fake Washing Powder Scam.” Obviously, they’re trying to deter guys like him.
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I went to an Italian restaurant, and they had spaghetti on the menu. So I had to call the waiter to wipe it off.
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I went to an Italian restaurant, and they had spaghetti on the menu. So I had to call the waiter to wipe it off.
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I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after giving my first lesson. Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
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I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after giving my first lesson. Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
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A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws it out.
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A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws it out.