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Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents.
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Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents.
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Friend: Can I set up a cloning lab in your basement? Me: Sure, make yourself at home.
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Friend: Can I set up a cloning lab in your basement? Me: Sure, make yourself at home.
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Quit my job at the coffee shop. I hated the daily grind.
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Quit my job at the coffee shop. I hated the daily grind.
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Just a reminder to please do NOT throw potato chips at the ducks in the park. Apparently, it Ruffles their feathers.
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Just a reminder to please do NOT throw potato chips at the ducks in the park. Apparently, it Ruffles their feathers.
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Horses have lower divorce rates because they are in stable relationships.
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Horses have lower divorce rates because they are in stable relationships.
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How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion?By the skin of their teeth.
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How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion?By the skin of their teeth.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become dis-oriented?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become dis-oriented?
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
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This morning, at the grocery store, I watched a man slip celery into other people’s shopping carts. Yes, he was a stalker!
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This morning, at the grocery store, I watched a man slip celery into other people’s shopping carts. Yes, he was a stalker!
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Not enough people are eating salad anymore. I think that needs addressing.
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Not enough people are eating salad anymore. I think that needs addressing.
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When you buy stuff south of the border, you don’t Peso much.
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When you buy stuff south of the border, you don’t Peso much.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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I was having a bad day so my wife suggested we make some homemade bread together. I kneaded that.
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I was having a bad day so my wife suggested we make some homemade bread together. I kneaded that.
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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
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If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
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If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
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Friend: I just saw a wolf! Me: Where? Friend: No, the regular kind.
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Friend: I just saw a wolf! Me: Where? Friend: No, the regular kind.
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Teacher: John, where are the Great Plains? John: At the airport.
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Teacher: John, where are the Great Plains? John: At the airport.
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There was a nearly-new television for sale the other day. It has a 42-inch plasma screen, and I bought it for $50.The only thing wrong was that there was no
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There was a nearly-new television for sale the other day. It has a 42-inch plasma screen, and I bought it for $50.The only thing wrong was that there was no volume control – but at that price, I couldn’t turn it down.
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What do you call a cow with 3 horns? A mooooo-tation.
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What do you call a cow with 3 horns? A mooooo-tation.
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I’ve been out of work for a while, so when I found a job sorting salt and pepper, I was most pleased. The only drawback is that it’s seasonal work.
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I’ve been out of work for a while, so when I found a job sorting salt and pepper, I was most pleased. The only drawback is that it’s seasonal work.
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A wig factory was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are combing the area.
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A wig factory was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are combing the area.
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The King accidently hired one knight too many so he had to get rid of his Sir Plus.
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The King accidently hired one knight too many so he had to get rid of his Sir Plus.
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I used to hate the electric blanket but the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
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I used to hate the electric blanket but the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
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Time flies when you’re wearing a watch inside an airplane.
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Time flies when you’re wearing a watch inside an airplane.