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If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
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What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
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What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
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I’d tell you a chemistry joke but you probably won’t get a reaction.
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I’d tell you a chemistry joke but you probably won’t get a reaction.
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I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
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I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
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If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
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If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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I used to dislike facial hair, but it’s grown on me.
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I used to dislike facial hair, but it’s grown on me.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
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Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”
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What is a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.
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What is a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.
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Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
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Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
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Did you know you can hear the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicocele.
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Did you know you can hear the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicocele.
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Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll.
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Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll.
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My name’s Pavlov. Ring a bell??
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My name’s Pavlov. Ring a bell??
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?Incontinence hotline, can you hold please?
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?Incontinence hotline, can you hold please?
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What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolksvagen.
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What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolksvagen.
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I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.
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I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.
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I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
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I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the words.
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Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the words.
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Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
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Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
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How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
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How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
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