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What’s a horse’s favorite way to interrupt someone? Hey!
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What’s a horse’s favorite way to interrupt someone? Hey!
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What did the doctor say to the bucket? “You’re looking very pail”
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What did the doctor say to the bucket? “You’re looking very pail”
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What’s Santa’s favourite kind of music? Wrapping.
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What’s Santa’s favourite kind of music? Wrapping.
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What music do mummies listen to? Wrap.
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What music do mummies listen to? Wrap.
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Hopefully the chef will not desert you at the end of the meal.
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Hopefully the chef will not desert you at the end of the meal.
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What is bread’s favorite number? Leaven.
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What is bread’s favorite number? Leaven.
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I used to race cars for a living, but I found they were much faster than me.
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I used to race cars for a living, but I found they were much faster than me.
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Why did the cookie stay home from school on Wednesday? He was feeling crumby.
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Why did the cookie stay home from school on Wednesday? He was feeling crumby.
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What does a llama drink on a hot summer day? An ice-cold llamanade.
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What does a llama drink on a hot summer day? An ice-cold llamanade.
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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho cheese.
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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Nacho cheese.
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Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? A: By its bark!
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Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? A: By its bark!
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Q: What has hands but can’t clap? A: A clock!
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Q: What has hands but can’t clap? A: A clock!
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A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
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A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
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For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
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For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.
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The best time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
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The best time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
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What did the tired drum say? “I’m beat.”
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What did the tired drum say? “I’m beat.”
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What do you say to a Swedish person on his birthday? I’m happy you were Björn.
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What do you say to a Swedish person on his birthday? I’m happy you were Björn.
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She didn’t marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
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She didn’t marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
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Where do boats go when they are sick? To the dock.
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Where do boats go when they are sick? To the dock.
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You have to get up, Bride and early on your wedding day.
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You have to get up, Bride and early on your wedding day.
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I tried to make a pun about how to get out of quicksand, but I’m stuck.
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I tried to make a pun about how to get out of quicksand, but I’m stuck.
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What came before Barbie? Bar-Ay.
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What came before Barbie? Bar-Ay.
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Where do girls like to hang out? In the Gal-axy!
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Where do girls like to hang out? In the Gal-axy!
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What do mathematicians prefer to birthday cake? Birthday pi.
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What do mathematicians prefer to birthday cake? Birthday pi.
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