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What did the horse say after he fell? Help! I’ve fallen and can’t giddyup.
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What did the horse say after he fell? Help! I’ve fallen and can’t giddyup.
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When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
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When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
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What is Saturn’s favorite horror movie? The Ring.
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What is Saturn’s favorite horror movie? The Ring.
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What part of the body always loses? Defeat.
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What part of the body always loses? Defeat.
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While most puns make me feel numb; mathematical puns make me feel number.
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While most puns make me feel numb; mathematical puns make me feel number.
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I switched all the labels on the Spice rack — I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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I switched all the labels on the Spice rack — I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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How do you make a witch itch? Take away the ‘w’.
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How do you make a witch itch? Take away the ‘w’.
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You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground?! Well, well, well.
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You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground?! Well, well, well.
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.
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Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? A. Moatzarella.
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Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? A. Moatzarella.
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All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
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What do you get every birthday? Older.
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What do you get every birthday? Older.
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Where do you find the best birthday present for a cat? In a catalog.
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Where do you find the best birthday present for a cat? In a catalog.
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What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
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What do you call a singing computer? A Dell.
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A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
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A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
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I’ve started storing cash in the bush at the bottom of my garden — it’s my hedge fund.
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I’ve started storing cash in the bush at the bottom of my garden — it’s my hedge fund.
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I had to make all these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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I had to make all these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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If you ever lock yourself out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly, because communication is key.
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If you ever lock yourself out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly, because communication is key.
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If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
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If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
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Last night I dreamed I was a vinyl record. I woke up feeling groovy.
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Last night I dreamed I was a vinyl record. I woke up feeling groovy.
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How do fish buy things online? With a credit cod.
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How do fish buy things online? With a credit cod.
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I just tried kangaroo flavored beer — you can really taste the hops.
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I just tried kangaroo flavored beer — you can really taste the hops.
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Do pickles enjoy their birthday? Yes, they relish every moment.
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Do pickles enjoy their birthday? Yes, they relish every moment.
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