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What can you serve but never eat? A tennis ball.
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What can you serve but never eat? A tennis ball.
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The most gullible chemical element is easily lead.
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The most gullible chemical element is easily lead.
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Vertebrates were losing popularity among biologists in recent years, but they’re back now.
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Vertebrates were losing popularity among biologists in recent years, but they’re back now.
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Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers.
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Being in debt attracts a lot of interest from bankers.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
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I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
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I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
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What works faster than a calculator? A calcu-now.
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What works faster than a calculator? A calcu-now.
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Why was the kid late to school every day? The teacher said it was never too late to learn.
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Why was the kid late to school every day? The teacher said it was never too late to learn.
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What do you call rotten eggs, spoiled milk, and moldy bread? Gross-eries.
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What do you call rotten eggs, spoiled milk, and moldy bread? Gross-eries.
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What do you give a sick female relative? Auntie-biotics.
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What do you give a sick female relative? Auntie-biotics.
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How can you keep milk from spoiling? Leave it in the cow.
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How can you keep milk from spoiling? Leave it in the cow.
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Why did the cow stop giving milk? She wasnt in the moooooo-d.
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Why did the cow stop giving milk? She wasnt in the moooooo-d.
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What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
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What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
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When a lemon is sick, what do you do? Give it lemon-aid.
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When a lemon is sick, what do you do? Give it lemon-aid.
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Why do ducks make the best detectives? They always quack the case.
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Why do ducks make the best detectives? They always quack the case.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
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What was one of the first things the elf learned in class? The elf-abet.
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What was one of the first things the elf learned in class? The elf-abet.
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I once saw some broken marionette puppets for sale. No strings attached.
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I once saw some broken marionette puppets for sale. No strings attached.
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Nine months isn’t really that long but it can seem like a maternity.
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Nine months isn’t really that long but it can seem like a maternity.
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My real estate agent is trying to get me to buy a house with a basement. He says they’re the best cellars.
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My real estate agent is trying to get me to buy a house with a basement. He says they’re the best cellars.
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Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie.
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Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie.