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What kind of tile did the snake use to decorate its bathroom? Reptile!
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What kind of tile did the snake use to decorate its bathroom? Reptile!
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If you steal my copy of Microsoft Office, youre in for a world of pain. You have my Word.
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If you steal my copy of Microsoft Office, youre in for a world of pain. You have my Word.
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if you trust people who do acupuncture, youre crazy. Those people are all backstabbers!
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if you trust people who do acupuncture, youre crazy. Those people are all backstabbers!
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When an acupuncturist heals you of your ailments, its only polite to thank him or her for a jab well done.
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When an acupuncturist heals you of your ailments, its only polite to thank him or her for a jab well done.
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Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
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Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream? Sundae school.
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Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my tattoos. She just needs a good shoulder to crayon.
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Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my tattoos. She just needs a good shoulder to crayon.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
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Leather is great for sneaking around because its made of hide.
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Leather is great for sneaking around because its made of hide.
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Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
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Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
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What happens if you illegally park a frog? It gets toad away.
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What happens if you illegally park a frog? It gets toad away.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
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What is a pizzas favorite type of jokes? Cheesy ones!
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What is a pizzas favorite type of jokes? Cheesy ones!
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What does the Pickle family do when their car breaks down? They dill with it.
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What does the Pickle family do when their car breaks down? They dill with it.
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Why were the injured horses jokes always bad? They were lame.
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Why were the injured horses jokes always bad? They were lame.
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Why isn’t whispering permitted in class? Because it’s not aloud.
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Why isn’t whispering permitted in class? Because it’s not aloud.
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Why did the PlayStation take a staycation? It was sort of tied down.
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Why did the PlayStation take a staycation? It was sort of tied down.
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Are you certain the sheep are all getting trimmed? Yep, its a shear thing.
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Are you certain the sheep are all getting trimmed? Yep, its a shear thing.
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The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. Theyre always so twisted.
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The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. Theyre always so twisted.
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There is a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they’re still at large.
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There is a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they’re still at large.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
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I thought I’d forgotten how to play Tetris, but once I started, all the pieces seemed to fall in place.
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I thought I’d forgotten how to play Tetris, but once I started, all the pieces seemed to fall in place.