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I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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I was young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then.
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I was young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then.
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What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
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What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
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There is a new breakfast cereal out for mathematicians called Toasty Numerals. It’s for people who like crunching numbers.
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There is a new breakfast cereal out for mathematicians called Toasty Numerals. It’s for people who like crunching numbers.
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What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
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What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.
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How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
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The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
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The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
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Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
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Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds,
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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
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My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
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My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? You got no bell, so I figured I’d knock.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? You got no bell, so I figured I’d knock.
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Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
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Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
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Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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I used to work for the paper business, but then it folded.
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I used to work for the paper business, but then it folded.
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
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