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I’m pining for a good tree pun. I wish they were more popular.?
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I’m pining for a good tree pun. I wish they were more popular.?
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a wrap.
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I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a wrap.
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What’s the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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What’s the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
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What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
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Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.
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Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.
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The other day, I heard that a good friend of mine was outside during a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning. I was a bit shocked, but not as much
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The other day, I heard that a good friend of mine was outside during a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning. I was a bit shocked, but not as much as he was.
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Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
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Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
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I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.
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I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
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Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions.
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Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions.
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Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.
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Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.
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What’s it called when you steal somebody’s coffee? A mugging.
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What’s it called when you steal somebody’s coffee? A mugging.
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Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus.
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Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus.
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Why can you never trust spiders? Because they post stuff on the web.
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Why can you never trust spiders? Because they post stuff on the web.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Isn’t the Grand Canyon just gorges?
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Isn’t the Grand Canyon just gorges?
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Noah was on the ark for 40 days and 40 nights, so what did he use for light? Flood lamps.
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Noah was on the ark for 40 days and 40 nights, so what did he use for light? Flood lamps.
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I once dated an apostrophe. Too possessive.
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I once dated an apostrophe. Too possessive.
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