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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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Whats it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.
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Whats it called when you put a cow in an elevator? Raising the steaks.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.
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Applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.
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Spelling is tough. Misplace two letters and your sentence is urined.
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Spelling is tough. Misplace two letters and your sentence is urined.
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What do farmers do when they throw a party? They turnip the beets.
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What do farmers do when they throw a party? They turnip the beets.
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He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
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He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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How are coffee beans like teenagers? Both are always getting grounded.
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How are coffee beans like teenagers? Both are always getting grounded.
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Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
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Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
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How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis.
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How did Hitler tie his laces? In little Nazis.
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Q: Why was King Tut so irresistible? A: It was his pharaoh-mones.
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Q: Why was King Tut so irresistible? A: It was his pharaoh-mones.
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Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos
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Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos
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I’m so good at sleeping in, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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I’m so good at sleeping in, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean. The survivors were marooned.
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A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean. The survivors were marooned.
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A man was found dead in a vat of ground chickpeas. Police are considering it a hummus-cide.
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A man was found dead in a vat of ground chickpeas. Police are considering it a hummus-cide.