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Where does bad light go? Into a prism.
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Where does bad light go? Into a prism.
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My paper aeroplane won’t fly. It’s completely stationery.
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My paper aeroplane won’t fly. It’s completely stationery.
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was in tense.
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was in tense.
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The new Pope got Bird flu — I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
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The new Pope got Bird flu — I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
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Why did no one like the Archer? Because he was too arrowgant.
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Why did no one like the Archer? Because he was too arrowgant.
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I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record.
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I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record.
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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure
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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure
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What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels.
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What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels.
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Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs.
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Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs.
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What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador
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What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador
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I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar — a guy came up to me and said, “Your days are numbered”
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I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar — a guy came up to me and said, “Your days are numbered”
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I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I
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I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion.
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Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope? Nah, let’s just skip it.
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Wanna hear a Joke about a Jump rope? Nah, let’s just skip it.
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I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch.
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I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch.
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Horses are very negative – no matter what you ask them, all they say is “neigh.”
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Horses are very negative – no matter what you ask them, all they say is “neigh.”
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!
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What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent
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What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent
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You hear the joke about the frenzied mob? It’s a riot.
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You hear the joke about the frenzied mob? It’s a riot.
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The thing about boats – ff we don’t bow, everyone gets stern.
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The thing about boats – ff we don’t bow, everyone gets stern.
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R but his first love will always be the C.
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R but his first love will always be the C.
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What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas
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What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas
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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle.
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I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle.
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I was going to major in cosmetology, but then they shut down the space program.
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I was going to major in cosmetology, but then they shut down the space program.
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