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I’m worried about my friend who was just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly.
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I’m worried about my friend who was just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly.
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Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl. Surely that’s some kind of record.
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Just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes using vinyl. Surely that’s some kind of record.
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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.
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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.
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I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer.
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I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer.
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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion.
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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion.
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Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
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Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
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A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle.
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A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle.
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Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.
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Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.
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My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
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My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
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Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan
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Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan
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How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake.
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How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake.
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Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy? His attempts to cure it were fruitless.
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Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy? His attempts to cure it were fruitless.
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What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut.
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What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A sour Kraut.
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What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Areas!
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What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Areas!
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What did the magician’s girlfriend say to the magician? I can’t see you anymore.
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What did the magician’s girlfriend say to the magician? I can’t see you anymore.
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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I’m going out with a girl I met online who’s a vegetarian – I’ve never met herbivore.
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I’m going out with a girl I met online who’s a vegetarian – I’ve never met herbivore.
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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
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My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I’ll deal with him later.
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My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I’ll deal with him later.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He’s a small medium at large.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He’s a small medium at large.