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What did the car said to the valet? I’ve been through a lot.
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What did the car said to the valet? I’ve been through a lot.
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A Mexican fireman had twin boys. He named them Jose and Hose B
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A Mexican fireman had twin boys. He named them Jose and Hose B
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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex
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What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex
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A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear, and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The doctor told him he isn’t eating right.
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A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear, and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The doctor told him he isn’t eating right.
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I’ve just started work as a human chess piece. The money’s good, I’m on knights this week.
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I’ve just started work as a human chess piece. The money’s good, I’m on knights this week.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral
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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral
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Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hippstirs.
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Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hippstirs.
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“Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?” “No. I got them all cut.”
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“Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?” “No. I got them all cut.”
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What is the difference between the people in Dubai and; he people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do.
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What is the difference between the people in Dubai and; he people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do.
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Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide
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Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide
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“I’M GOING BANANAS!!! – is what I tell my bananas when I leave the house.
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“I’M GOING BANANAS!!! – is what I tell my bananas when I leave the house.
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Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers? They’re always raising the steaks!
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Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers? They’re always raising the steaks!
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Just went sledding for the first time. I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there.
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Just went sledding for the first time. I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there.
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I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend, but she said I wasn’t the Juan.
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I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend, but she said I wasn’t the Juan.
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Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back
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Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back
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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!
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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!
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The Pink Panther’s To Do list: To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
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The Pink Panther’s To Do list: To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
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Why are atoms so serious? Because they’re no laughing matter.
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Why are atoms so serious? Because they’re no laughing matter.
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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? Ewe haul.
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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? Ewe haul.
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What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto
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What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto
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Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they’re yammy!!!
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Why do I like sweet potatoes? Cuz they’re yammy!!!
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When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all – I guess Canadians fear change
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When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all – I guess Canadians fear change