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Q: What’s the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn’t have mooselers.
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Q: What’s the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn’t have mooselers.
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James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What’s your name? Bond: My name’s Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I’m Ken. Chick
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James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What’s your name? Bond: My name’s Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I’m Ken. Chick Ken.
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Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go.
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Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go.
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What do you call conjoined dolphins? Dual porpoise.
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What do you call conjoined dolphins? Dual porpoise.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer.
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What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter
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What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter
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What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones.
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What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones.
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I became a vegan yesterday – I tell you, it was a missed-steak.
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I became a vegan yesterday – I tell you, it was a missed-steak.
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What do u call a disadvantaged person from East India? Hindi-capped
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What do u call a disadvantaged person from East India? Hindi-capped
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I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied “No thanks, I’m not a big Japanese guy”
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I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied “No thanks, I’m not a big Japanese guy”
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I repaired my drum set after my son broke it, now he has to deal with the repercussions.
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I repaired my drum set after my son broke it, now he has to deal with the repercussions.
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I’m going to take up coin collecting. The change will do me good.
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I’m going to take up coin collecting. The change will do me good.
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One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh same as usual” he replied “boring.”
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One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh same as usual” he replied “boring.”
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What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin’ Catholic
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What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin’ Catholic
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Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
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Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they’re funny on many levels.
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Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death? He was unbereaveable.
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Did you hear about the Asian guy who was so terrible that nobody mourned his death? He was unbereaveable.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it
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How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it
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A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
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A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
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Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba.
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Why did the noodles go to rehab? To get yakisoba.
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Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
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Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.