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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest
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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!
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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison? An escapea
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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison? An escapea
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I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic. Doctor says I might have “Buy Polar” disorder.
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I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic. Doctor says I might have “Buy Polar” disorder.
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Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who.
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A photon walks into a hotel -The bell boy walks up and asks, “Do you have any luggage?”. “No,” says the photon, “I’m traveling light.”
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A photon walks into a hotel -The bell boy walks up and asks, “Do you have any luggage?”. “No,” says the photon, “I’m traveling light.”
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If your’e anxious and you know it…clasp your hands.
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If your’e anxious and you know it…clasp your hands.
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My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
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My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
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What does a sheep call a film it doesn’t like? A baaahhhd movie.
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What does a sheep call a film it doesn’t like? A baaahhhd movie.
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one
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I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but…No pun in ten did..
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I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but…No pun in ten did..
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I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis… But they were just arguing semitics.
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I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis… But they were just arguing semitics.
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Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.
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Why can’t a bike stand on it’s own? Because it is two tired.
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What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull.
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What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull.
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I’ll re-rack.
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Did you hear about the skeleton who didn’t go to prom? He had no body to go with.
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Did you hear about the skeleton who didn’t go to prom? He had no body to go with.
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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door I’m dressing
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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door I’m dressing
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Why don’t doctors get mad easily? They have a lot of patients
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Why don’t doctors get mad easily? They have a lot of patients
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
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What do you call a number that won’t sit still? A roamin’ numeral.
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What do you call a number that won’t sit still? A roamin’ numeral.
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