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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ewe.
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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ewe.
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What’s the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery.
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What’s the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery.
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Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Why did the Mexican take his Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
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Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
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My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I’ll deal with him later.
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My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I’ll deal with him later.
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Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria.
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Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? At the calf-eteria.
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Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, “We don’t serve superconductors here.” He leaves without resistance.
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Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, “We don’t serve superconductors here.” He leaves without resistance.
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Which gospel contains Jesus’ parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue.
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Which gospel contains Jesus’ parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue.
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What did the car said to the valet? I’ve been through a lot.
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What did the car said to the valet? I’ve been through a lot.
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Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job
because it gets FIRED.
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Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job
because it gets FIRED.