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Just got kicked out of the coffee club for wearing a tea shirt.
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Just got kicked out of the coffee club for wearing a tea shirt.
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It’s been suggested that hyper dogs with lots of energy bark about 350 times a day. Of course that’s a ruff estimate.
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It’s been suggested that hyper dogs with lots of energy bark about 350 times a day. Of course that’s a ruff estimate.
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Horse walks into a bar… Bartender: Hey. Horse: Sure.
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Horse walks into a bar… Bartender: Hey. Horse: Sure.
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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
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I think my girlfriend’s a secret drug dealer. I just answered her phone, and this man said “is that dope still there?”
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I think my girlfriend’s a secret drug dealer. I just answered her phone, and this man said “is that dope still there?”
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What shall we play today?” Cori asked her best friend Judy. “Let’s play ‘school’!” said Judy. “Okay,” said Cori, “But I’m going to be absent.”
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What shall we play today?” Cori asked her best friend Judy. “Let’s play ‘school’!” said Judy. “Okay,” said Cori, “But I’m going to be absent.”
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Chances are if you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
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Chances are if you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants, it’s non-friction.
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants, it’s non-friction.
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I went by the Trampoline Park at the mall. Believe it or not, they have a bouncer.
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I went by the Trampoline Park at the mall. Believe it or not, they have a bouncer.
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What would happen if everyone in America switched to kilograms from pounds? There would be mass confusion.
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What would happen if everyone in America switched to kilograms from pounds? There would be mass confusion.
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Psychiatrist to his nurse: “Just say we’re very busy. Don’t keep saying “It’s a madhouse.”
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Psychiatrist to his nurse: “Just say we’re very busy. Don’t keep saying “It’s a madhouse.”
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?His doctor says it was due to too many strokes.
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?His doctor says it was due to too many strokes.
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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think I have a grater problem.
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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think I have a grater problem.
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
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Whoever coined the term ‘delivery’ for childbirth made a big mistake. It should have been called takeout instead.
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Whoever coined the term ‘delivery’ for childbirth made a big mistake. It should have been called takeout instead.
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Why are great artists so famous? They can always draw a crowd.
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Why are great artists so famous? They can always draw a crowd.
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What would you call a woman if you put her in the middle of a tennis court? Anette.
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What would you call a woman if you put her in the middle of a tennis court? Anette.
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What’s a tomato’s favorite dance? Answer: The salsa!
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What’s a tomato’s favorite dance? Answer: The salsa!
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Do gun manuals come with a trouble shooting section?
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Do gun manuals come with a trouble shooting section?
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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
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Science teacher: “Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?” Student: “NaBrO!”
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Science teacher: “Does anyone here know what sodium hypobromite is?” Student: “NaBrO!”
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I wanted to go on a diet but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
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I wanted to go on a diet but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
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My son’s math teacher called him average. I just think he’s mean.
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My son’s math teacher called him average. I just think he’s mean.