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I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot.
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I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot.
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My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
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If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive…I would choose alive.
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If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive…I would choose alive.
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He’s a small medium at large.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He’s a small medium at large.
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A Mexican fireman had twin boys. He named them Jose and Hose B
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A Mexican fireman had twin boys. He named them Jose and Hose B
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I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
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I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
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Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese, He wants to make America grate again
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Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese, He wants to make America grate again
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I’m terrible at telling jokes…I always punch up the mess lines
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I’m terrible at telling jokes…I always punch up the mess lines
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My ex-wife still misses me…But her aim is gettin better.
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My ex-wife still misses me…But her aim is gettin better.
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[uses the restroom] Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down Me: okay Me: [to toilet seat] you’re worthless and nobody likes you.
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[uses the restroom] Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down Me: okay Me: [to toilet seat] you’re worthless and nobody likes you.