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The word ‘nothing’ is a palindrome. ‘Nothing’ reversed is ‘Gnihton’ which also means nothing
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The word ‘nothing’ is a palindrome. ‘Nothing’ reversed is ‘Gnihton’ which also means nothing
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Teacher: We’re going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I’ll give it a shot.
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Teacher: We’re going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I’ll give it a shot.
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As if being a surgeon wasn’t enough you’re a General too?
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As if being a surgeon wasn’t enough you’re a General too?
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Can’t believe my neighbors don’t have any rum. How am I supposed to enjoy their hot tub while they’re on vacation?
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Can’t believe my neighbors don’t have any rum. How am I supposed to enjoy their hot tub while they’re on vacation?
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People tell me that I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.
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People tell me that I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.
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We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted by someone on our local fitness walking trail, and I was, like, “Good for him.”
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We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted by someone on our local fitness walking trail, and I was, like, “Good for him.”
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Saying ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologise’ mean the same thing–except when at a funeral.
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Saying ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologise’ mean the same thing–except when at a funeral.
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There is no “i” in “team.” But there’s an “i” in “Tim,” and my friend Carlos pronounces it “Team” so….there.
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There is no “i” in “team.” But there’s an “i” in “Tim,” and my friend Carlos pronounces it “Team” so….there.
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Shoutout to people who don’t know what the opposite of in is.
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Shoutout to people who don’t know what the opposite of in is.
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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I don’t like visitors.
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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I don’t like visitors.
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from radiation poisoning, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from radiation poisoning, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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People don’t hold hands in public like they used to. Especially if they don’t know you.
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People don’t hold hands in public like they used to. Especially if they don’t know you.
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This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something – I forgot that I was fat and could only run for
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This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something – I forgot that I was fat and could only run for 2 mins.
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What’s the key to long lasting relationships? Not breaking up
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What’s the key to long lasting relationships? Not breaking up
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I get my hair cut twice a week – mostly because I love capes.
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I get my hair cut twice a week – mostly because I love capes.
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Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are.
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Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are.
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Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs.
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Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs.
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If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
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My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
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Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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Don’t buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone…and I am still Asian.
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Don’t buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone…and I am still Asian.