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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems. I said, Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems. I said, Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?
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Its been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. Im gonna go in person tomorrow to see whats really going on.
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Its been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. Im gonna go in person tomorrow to see whats really going on.
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We must all do our part for the planet. For example, before I got here tonight, I unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using.
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We must all do our part for the planet. For example, before I got here tonight, I unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using.
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We should be able to call into work healthy. Like, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and don’t want to waste it on being at
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We should be able to call into work healthy. Like, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and don’t want to waste it on being at work.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
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