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I saw an ad for burial plots, but thats the last thing I need.
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I saw an ad for burial plots, but thats the last thing I need.
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www.Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
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www.Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Laugh manically for now apparent reason and they tend to leave you alone.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Laugh manically for now apparent reason and they tend to leave you alone.
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Be kind to everyone. You never know who lost an argument wiht a 3 year old today.
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Be kind to everyone. You never know who lost an argument wiht a 3 year old today.
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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.
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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.
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My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent, so I woke him up at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
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My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent, so I woke him up at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
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After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we’re only 3 to 4 weeks away from enjoying a single 25 cent vegetable from our garden.
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After 6 weeks, $140 in supplies, and daily watering, we’re only 3 to 4 weeks away from enjoying a single 25 cent vegetable from our garden.
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No pollen formed against me shall prosper. Bendrylations 24:7
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No pollen formed against me shall prosper. Bendrylations 24:7
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You kids have it easy. Before the Internet it took a lot of effort to get upset about things we had no idea existed.
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You kids have it easy. Before the Internet it took a lot of effort to get upset about things we had no idea existed.
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Your table is ready. Kath will now show you to your table by speed walking through our busy dining room. Try to keep up.
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Your table is ready. Kath will now show you to your table by speed walking through our busy dining room. Try to keep up.
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When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
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When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
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Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!’ doesn’t seem so funny anymore.
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Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!’ doesn’t seem so funny anymore.
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I wonder how many people read my posts and think, “I hope he’s getting the professional help he so desperately needs.”
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I wonder how many people read my posts and think, “I hope he’s getting the professional help he so desperately needs.”
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I care deeply about like 5 people in my life, and about 400-600 dogs on the Internet that I’ve never met.
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I care deeply about like 5 people in my life, and about 400-600 dogs on the Internet that I’ve never met.
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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she looks at me and said, “For complaints about attitude please contact the manufacturer.” Well played, well played.
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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she looks at me and said, “For complaints about attitude please contact the manufacturer.” Well played, well played.
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I always try to remember that some things are better left unsaid, but it’s usually after I already said it.
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I always try to remember that some things are better left unsaid, but it’s usually after I already said it.
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I can’t believe I use to swing so high on the playground, then jump off. Those knees were fresh outta the box.
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I can’t believe I use to swing so high on the playground, then jump off. Those knees were fresh outta the box.
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Why do people say ‘soshecurity’ instead of the actual words ‘social security’?
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Why do people say ‘soshecurity’ instead of the actual words ‘social security’?
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Due to current food prices, the 5 second rule has been extended to 15 seconds.
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Due to current food prices, the 5 second rule has been extended to 15 seconds.
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Please don’t ride with me if you’re going to grab the dash or scream every time we run off the road. It makes me nervous.
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Please don’t ride with me if you’re going to grab the dash or scream every time we run off the road. It makes me nervous.