David's Clean Jokes

A factory owner said to a store owner, “Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had 20 customers like you.” “Gosh, it’s nice to hear that, but I’m kind of surprised,” admitted Smith. “You know that I argue every bill and always pay late.” The factory owner said, “I’d still like 20 customers like you. The problem is, I have 200.”