David's Clean Jokes

A little girl was sitting on her granddad’s lap while he read her a story. She kept taking her eyes off the book and reaching up and touching his old, wrinkled face. After a few times doing this, she finally asked, “Grandpa, were you made by God?” “Yes, dear,” he replied. “I was made by God a long time ago.” The little girl paused for a moment and then asked, “And did God make me?” “Of course, dear.” replied her grandfather. “God made you not long ago.” The girl felt her own face and then her granddad’s again, thought for a moment and then said, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he.”