David's Clean Jokes

A man is telling a bartender about the craziest day of his life. “It was unreal,” the man recalls. “I’m on this horse that’s galloping at top speed. On the right side of me is this elephant going as fast as the horse. Right in front of us is another horse going just fast enough so we don’t hit him, and about ten feet behind us is a lion giving chase. He could catch us at any minute!” The bartender is in shock. “My God,” he says to man. “What did you do?” “Well, I had no choice,” the man replies, taking a sip of his beer. “I got my drunk butt off that merry-go-round as fast as possible.”