David's Clean Jokes

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.” “Well,” says the man, “I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?” The genie says, “Do you know how much of my power that would take?” The man says, “Okay, I have never really understood women, so could you make that happen?” The genie says, “You want that highway two lane or four lane?”