David's Clean Jokes

A man walked into a bar and saw two enormous porterhouses hanging from the ceiling. He asked the bartender, “Hey, barkeep. What’s with the meat on your ceiling?” The bartender put down the glass he was diligently cleaning. “I bet everyone who comes in here $20 that they can’t pull one of them down,” replied the bartender. “Care to try?” “Oh no”, said the man, “The steaks are too high.”