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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re not impressed with his tattoos, haircut, and piercings. Later the mom says to her daughter, “I’m concerned dear,
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re not impressed with his tattoos, haircut, and piercings. Later the mom says to her daughter, “I’m concerned dear, he doesn’t look like a nice man.” The daughter replied, “Oh please Mom, if he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service.”