David's Clean Jokes

A young woman was our guide on a tour of the old Alaskan Gold Rush town of Skagway. I’d heard how guys are the majority in that part of the country, so I asked her, “What’s the ratio of men to women here?” “In Skagway? About one to one. But I’m told Juneau has something like ten men for every woman,” she said. “Why didn’t you move there?” I asked. “The odds seem so much better.” “Oh, the odds are good,” she acknowledged with a smile, “but the goods are odd.”