David's Clean Jokes

Actual Signs: At a plastic surgeon’s office – “We can help you pick your nose!” At a car dealership – “The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a payment!” At an optometrist’s office – “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” At the electric company – “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. however, if you don’t, you will be.”