David's Clean Jokes

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: “Take only one, God is watching.” Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies — one of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he placed in front of the cookies read: “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.”