David's Clean Jokes

Lady to the doctor over the phone. “Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it. “Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soonbe able to wear your wonderful new dress.” Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”