David's Clean Jokes

Little Johnny had the flu and wasn’t able to attend the Palm Sunday church service with his family. When they returned home from the service, they were carrying palm branches. “What are those?” Little Johnny asked his mother. “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by,” his mother explained. “Well, doesn’t that just figure,” grumbled Little Johnny. “The one Sunday I can’t go to church, and Jesus shows up.”