David's Clean Jokes

One day, while out at recess, two boys noticed that a van began rolling down the parking lot with no one in the driver’s seat. They quickly ran to the vehicle, jumped in, and put on the emergency brake. Seconds later, the door opened and there was the principal, his face red with anger. “What’s going on?” he asked. “We stopped this van from rolling away,” said one of the boys. The principal, huffing and sweaty, said, “I know. It stalled, and I was pushing it.”