David's Clean Jokes

Top 10 things to say if you’re caught napping at your desk: # 10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” # 9. “This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” # 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!” # 7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.” # 6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.” # 5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?” # 4. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.” # 3. “The coffee machine is broken.” # 2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.” # 1. “– in Jesus’ name. Amen.”